| LJ = pwned |
[Nov. 14th, 2007|12:18 pm] |
Whoa, LJ seems to of gotten really owned now that there's myspace and facebook out and about, haven't opened it in like months and there was 2 new posts. Ouch.
Oh well, i still love you Livejournal..
Not much new been going on since last post, i have a month of work at the end of the year which is awesome, in this time i'm going to the gold coast and nelson bay which i'm really looking forward to, however other than that i'm still at my new pad in Pyrmont and not much else has changed. |
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| Ah hoi hoi |
[Aug. 14th, 2007|02:34 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
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hello,
Haven't been in the world of LJ for a while, thought i might give an update.
Got a promotion at work.. yay..but there is way too much work on now.
Moved out of home and live in a 3 bedroom terrace in Pyrmont (30 minute walk from work)..yay.. but have no money now.
I'm single again now.. yay! Haven't been in too long and i'm really enjoying it.
Hmm i think thats about it. |
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| JET |
[Nov. 22nd, 2006|02:16 pm] |
Zomg so last night Schneider and i are doing weights whilst listening to Nova.
They had a comp where you had to message in what Thorpies new job should be, schnibs says flight attendent, i message it in. And we got a double pass to see Jet play at the Annandale (shit hole) so off we went (we had to be there in an hour) and they were fucking awesome (even though i don't really like them) they put on an awesome live show.
That is all!
luff luff |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 7th, 2006|11:59 am] |
Oh God damn it,
Everyone keeps telling me "I'm such a salesman!"
What does that mean?!?!?
Yes my proffession is in sales, but I honestly don't think I am that great in sales yet, sure i get good results, but thats because i know the system and how to work it, i still have a long way to go before i am really good in sales.
But apparently i must be a really good salesperson in Social occasions, as everyone keeps telling me, and not always in the most positive light. Sure i do the odd mind trick to get people to agree, but i'm conscious of it when i do this and its not very often.
Is being a salesperson a good thing?? I get the feeling it isn't.
What do people mean when they say this? Sure i put up a fight, but that hasn't got anything to do with sales. The type of sales i do involves selling myself, handling objections, listening and providing my service to your needs. Previous sales was about selling myself, and basically mind control. (Fun thing to do, but only for a while) and i don't exercise any of this on my friends or family (although it would probably be good to use a lil on the family once in a while).
SO confused. |
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| I am jumping out of an aeroplane |
[Aug. 9th, 2006|10:16 am] |
Hooray,
I"m going skydiving next weekend/next couple weeks.
Anyone want to come??
I think its the one at Picton, i'll have to check. |
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| SO FUCKING HAPPY |
[Aug. 4th, 2006|04:28 pm] |
Hi Journal,
How have you been? I've been fantastic, i have a beautiful girl (Taren for all of you who don't know), a good job and life's going just dandy (from my perspective). I'm quitting smoking, barely drinking, and exercising regularily.
How fucking boring is LJ when there is nothing to whinge about? Oh well fuck it, i thought i'd be an individual and post something good and non whingy. Too bad no-one is interested in things going well.
I COULD BITCH ABOUT:
*parents
*friends (some in particular)
*work
*sleep
*clubbing
*the government
*your mum
Because there is fucked up shit going on in all of those above.
BUT i won't, because who the fuck keeps a journal of everything thats going shit in their life anyway?
<3 <3 Luff luff to all my LJ friends, remember the glass is half full. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 19th, 2006|05:47 pm] |
Have you been told today LJ??
Geeeeeetttt Fucked! |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 13th, 2006|01:07 pm] |
Lycanthr0pe: DOn't worry about it man, everyone makes mistakes.
Me: Yeah! Like your parents!
hahahahahah so uncalled for, but i love it. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 8th, 2006|05:08 pm] |
DOOOO IITTT
Using the Candybar Doll Maker, make a doll of me from what you remember of my looks, (or how YOU picture me), and post it here in the comments. Once you've posted here, ask the same in your own journal and see what your friends think you look like!!!
http://elouai.com/doll-makers/new-dollmaker.php#aligntop |
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| NEW TIME AWAKE RECORD |
[May. 3rd, 2006|11:09 am] |
NEW TIME AWAKE RECORD - 51 HOURS STRAIGHT
From 6.30am Friday to 9.30am Sunday
Can't be bothered explaining the adventure. |
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| Yeah mine is worth reading. |
[Apr. 28th, 2006|09:40 am] |
A - Available?: Only On Tuesdays
A - Age?: 20
A - Annoyance?: PEOPLE WHO MAKE HUGEMOUNGOUS POSTS AND DON'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO MAKE A LINK TO THEM ... REVENGE IS SWWWWEEETTTT
B - Best Friend?: Pablo, schneider
B - Bar?: where?
B - Birthday?: 13th feb (black friday mofo)
C - Crush?: gets juices out
C - Car?: FULL SIC TX3 CUZI, HEY YOULEEEH.
C - Cat?: fucking hate them
D - Dad?: Yes
D - Dog?: Bestest dog ever called Bonnie
E - Easiest person to talk to?: Me
E - Eggs?: GOod for houses
E - Email?: instead of normal post
F - Favorite color?: purple!
F - Food?: mostly everything, but definatlely a steak man
G - Gummy Bears or Worms?: I love eating worms, especially when no-body likes me, everybody hates me.
G - God?: I wouldn't go that far, i'm just a normal guy really.
G - Good Time?: Friday nights, or most times with either schneider or pablo..
H - Hair Color?: Black/dark dark brown.
H - Height?: 175cm
H - Happy?: normally
I - Ice Cream?: If i must
I - Instruments?: Guitar, piano, recorder, yeeaahh maann recorder.
I - Idol?: I'd like to say i am for a lot of ppl.
J - Jewelry?: Necklace and a ring, WHICH I COULDN'T FIND THIS MORNING!! :( I WANT MY RING
J - Job?: FedEX Kinkos Sales d00000d.
J - Joke?: WHy buy shampoo when you can buy real poo?
K - Kids?: It happens when properly precautions aren't taken
K - Karate?: I like to pretend i know karate sometimes in the shower fighting imaginary ppl.
K - Kite?: As long as it is attached to a board, GOING KITE SURFING IN 5 MONTHS, YEEAHHH MAN.
L -Longest Car Ride: ppppsssshhh i beat you all, sydney to Bundaberg, 18 hours (straight, no stopping for sleep on food and piss, and that is NORTH QLD by the way)
L -Largest object in your room: My head
L -Longest amount of time you ever slept: 18 hours straight (no relation to driving to bundaberg)
M - Milk Flavor: Cow
M - Mothers Name: Val
M - Movie Last Watched: KUNG FU HUSTLE... IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT GUYS, GO OUT AND GET IT.. GIRLS, DON'T.
N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: In regards to what? you vague piece of shit.
O - ONE Wish?: I'll go with infitinite wishes.
O - One Phobia?: Landmines.
O - One true love?: As opposed to a false love?
P - Parents: Well if i said yes to dad, and answered my mums name, then i obviously have them, you ambiguous piece of shit.
P - Part of your appearance you like best: MY GIANT HEAD.
P - personality you like best: smartass, kind and witty.
Q - Quote: IF at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Q - Quick or Slow?: quick
Q - Quiet or Loud?: LOUD, normally not my fault either.. stupid voice.
R - Reason to smile: SEX
R - Reality TV Show: I FUCKING HATE THEM
R - Right or Left: right
S - Song Last Heard: SOme gay usher song... soo gay.
S - Season: its autumn right now u fucking idiots. my favourite? Summer.
S - Stupid or Smart?: Yes.
T - Time you woke: IDFK
T - Time Now: 10:00
T - Time for bed: After CS, or Scat day.
U - Unknown facts about me: Yeah wtf, they ARE unkown for a reason, (respecta sarah)
U - You are: Fucking over this survey
U - Underwear color: OMg you actually made me look.
V - Vegetable you hate: none, YOU HATE POTATO JUSTINE!?!?! WTF?
V - Vegetable you love: Potato (baked), pumpkin is good too.
V - View on politics: I really don't give a shit, anything short of Hitler couldn't be all bad.
W- Worst Habits: Not being able to sleep without my bed being made.
W- What do you wanna be when you grow up: Taller.
W- Where are you traveling to next?: Hopefully the snow in a couple months with the boys, or home from Bondi today if you count that as travelling
X - X-Rays: on my foot, on my teeth, on both arms, on two fingers, on my leg. (and i have never broken anything!!)
X - X-Files: Loved them
X - X-men: FUCK YEAH
Y - Year you were born: 1986
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: Rhymes with mellow (what is this even asking?).
Z - Zoo Animal: monkeys, they are hilarious.
Z - Zodiac: Aquarious |
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| WTF WESTY |
[Apr. 21st, 2006|02:00 pm] |
Yeah so i get a phone call to my work from someone calling our free number (1800...) and they start mumbling on about some job only referring to themselves as 'Miss Budd'. Like honestly i get this message "Michael, you have Miss Budd on the phone".
SO i Pick up and she is like "Hi Michael, its miss budd here!!" (like i knew her well)pluralfying everything with a 'z' including 'you'. So i am thinking yeah stupid westy and she honestly didn't have a clue what she wanted eg. "you'z get what i mean yeah? right michael?" (After she said she wanted a book she was making with a solicitors ribbon (wtf?) around it copied, especially the ribbon coz it was pretty).
And then it gets weird, the lady is obviously at least 30 however she can't seem to manage more than a 2 sylabol word, and then she refered to things being bound as binded or bindedez (plural) and honestly was talking like she was 12, she didn't know what a scanner is, nor what 'digital' meant.
Every ten seconds she would say "ya knows what i mean michael, yeah?" or later i would give her two options to choose one or another, and she would go "YEAH! Lets do both".
After 15 minutes of not understanding a single fucking word coming out of her mouth she goes "oh yeah and like i'm agrophobic (can't leave her house) and likes i don't ave much money, so can you please ring this guy blah blah on this number, e's my solictor guy yeah, and give him this message for me.. "Can you please call Miss Budd as soon as possible, and she sent you a letter".
SO i was like "yeah, ok?" And she goes aw thanks man i will give you the money later for it.
ANYWAY so i call up this guy a receptionist answers at the law firm and puts me through, and i say "hi my name is michael... blah blah.. Miss Budd would like to leave you a message",
"GO on" (sounding all formal and lawyer like)
"She says, please call Miss Budd as soon as possible and she has sent you a letter"
"Thank you" *Hangs up*
OMG WTF? |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 18th, 2006|10:53 am] |
Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births and one death in your journal, including the year.
date: 13 February
3 neat facts:
1635 - The first public school in the U.S., Boston Latin Public School, is founded.
1866 - The first daylight robbery in United States history during peacetime takes place in Liberty, Missouri. This is considered to be the first robbery committed by Jesse James and his gang, although James's role is disputed.
2000 - The last original "Peanuts" comic strip appears in newspapers one day after Charles M. Schulz dies.
(some really other mad ones there too)
2 births:
1944 - Jerry Springer, American television host
1974 - Robbie Williams, English singer (oh god)
1 death:
1542 - Catherine Howard, the fifth wife of Henry VIII of England, is executed for adultery. |
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| ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[Apr. 7th, 2006|02:27 pm] |
CAN I ASK YOU ALL A QUESTION??
WELL YOU DONT HAVE MUCH OF A FUCKING CHOICE NOW
- That is all.
Please do not leave me a comment saying you do not understand, Like you can if you really want to, but don't. (I asked you a question in the first place) |
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| MY RANT FOR TODAY |
[Mar. 29th, 2006|11:48 am] |
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Below is my response to someone who sent me that chain mail saying that you are going to have to pay for msn if you don't forward it...
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OK you deserve my rant for today.
Why do people fall for these kind of things so much?
If this was true, don't you think HOTMAIL would email you?? No i think they would definatly start a chain letter telling people they are going to have to pay because thats much more professional. And the best thing about it is, if the person DOES forward the gay chain letter, they won't have to pay..WHICH DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF TELLING PEOPLE THEY HAVE TO PAY ANYWAY! - Think about it, if everyone forwards it, then no-one has to pay, then there was no point telling people they had to pay in the first place BECAUSE NO-ONE WILL BE PAYING. FUCK!
Oh and if you don't for this email to ALL YOUR FRIENDS the following will happen:
1. everyone will hate you
2. Your parents will move to another country.. because they hate you so much
3. you will get fired from your job
4. Someone will steal all the beer from you fridge
5. your computer will emit a high pitch sound which will wipe clear all your credit cards and erase all information from CD's
6.The toilet seat will always be left open
7. You will smell funny
8. Your socks will always be mixed in with your underwear
9. You will sit in gum
10. Your dog/pet will eat itself
11. The whole world will actually implode and everyone will die. Everyone.
12. And you will have to pay for your msn.
SERIOUSLY THIS IS TRUE, I DIDN'T FORWARD IT AND ALL THAT HAPPENED TO ME, ALL OF IT, ESPECIALLY THE BIT THAT SAYS THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE. - gah.
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| something odd |
[Mar. 29th, 2006|09:29 am] |
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Today i realised i get an uncanny pleasure out of watching people rushing to get their train.
I discovered this whilst going up the escalator, grinning wildly at all the fools half running half falling down the stairs to get their train, whilst i stood stationary looking at them all. |
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| My good weekend - NEW TIME AWAKE RECORD |
[Mar. 27th, 2006|11:40 am] |
Well my weekend was fun fun fun.
Fri: Woke up at 6.50 am. Worked (barely) and gave myself a 2 hour early mark because i was bored. Then went to Plastic (like every other Firday) saw Richie play his first gig under the name 2GB. He FUCKING ROCKED. Got lots of pictures for you later also. (Time awake 17 hours)
Sat: Still at plastic until 7am. Went home in phils doof doofing car, still widddee awake for all the right reasons. PLanned to go home and sleep, but of course ended up at Kates house with half of plastic there for scat day. Lots of fun ensued. Tried a Turkish pipe, which was very interesting. Ran up and down a half pipe a couple times, almost fell over and died, and then jumped on a trampoline for a while.
Taren rocked up at Kates at 3pm (time awake 32 hours) and then we drove to maccas and dropped some people home. I was meant to be going to city with Schnieder but it was cancelled so Tarens friends came over and watched some of a DVD and then we played drinking games (Time awake 41 hours)
Sun: Walked to HOT DOG MAN, ate and stumbled back home with the girls and finally went to bed at 3am with a personal best of 44 hours awake time! Only to be waken up 5 hours later from Taren slapping me saying she is bored... ooohh she copped some abuse.
Sun: Watched simpsons for 6 hours straight, ate pizza, drank beer and went to sleep at 5pm. |
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| (no subject) |
[Feb. 7th, 2006|04:30 am] |
Word,
I working in the printing industry, in this industry there is a very commonly used saying that i have said many times before and never realised how fucking suicidal it sounds.
"Cut to bleed"
Meaning cut the white border off from around a colour print.
I noticed when bored at 7pm looking at a big note left on my colleagues desk saying.. "HENRY, CUT TO BLEED"
Cut to bleed henry, cut to bleed. (fucking henry) Good lad but.
also..
GO SIE_PO GOOOOOOO!!!!!! GET THAT FUCKING POSITION! (I got him an interview at my job) Then we can all cut to bleeeeddd!!!! Also my blessings to you as i know the amount of bullshit happening all around you right now, you have my full support, you can do it.
Man, If i hit my target this month (the amount of revenue i have to bring in as a sales rep), and i've only got like 50% left to go, then i get my $2000 bonus. GERMANY HERE WE COME!! |
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| BEST/BIG DAY OUT |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|11:31 pm] |
Well in short IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
Line up could of been better, however I only paid $20 to get in (thanks to the lovely lady security guard) and our friend the bouncer from Tradies who were at the emergency entry) so I don't really mind.
I got a head butt cause I told a guy to Fuck Off when he pushed in in the hour long ATM line. (Lucky for me he hit the hardest part of my head). And then walked off when i didn't even flinch.
Shoulders are sore from Putting people on my shoulders, I can't seem to not do this, if you're shorter than me, and i see you, you're going up.
Sun Burnt. Oowww.
Bruised shins and legs from getting tackled halfway over the fence into the mosh (i still made it), thanks to help from Xtian, the ever crazy always jumping mofo.
Made lots of friends in white stripes.
It was fucking awesome! Last Year was better. |
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